超强英语

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1.公司前台小姐英语暴强，18级

昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的：

　　前台小姐：“Hello.”

　　老外：“Hi.”

　　前台小姐：“You have what thing？”

　　老外：“Can you speak english？”

　　前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”

　　老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”

　　前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”

　　老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”

　　前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？”

　　老外：“I want to speak to your head.”

　　前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”

2.英语暴强的保安

一次，在宾馆与朋友吃饭，看到几个老外对服务小姐不太礼貌，动手动脚；小姐无奈叫来了保安。只见保安义正辞严地对几个老外说："If you no three no four,I"ll gave you some clour to see see!"老外愕然。

下雪的海

先占个一楼，哈哈！

文心

楼上的~病的不轻啊~连数都不会数啊！

那是2楼！