WOW的龌龊对白。。。

katja1985

##被过滤##

[size=+0][size=+0]血精灵女：

[size=+0]Is that a mana worm in your pocket, or you are just happy to see me?
[size=+0]你裤袋里是有一条魔法虫，还是你见到我太“兴奋”了？

[size=+0]I'm addicted to you, baby~
[size=+0]我对你上瘾了，宝贝～
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Normally I would only ride on epic mounts, but, let's talk…
[size=+0]一般情况下我只骑史诗坐骑，不过，我们可以谈谈。。。

[size=+0]My mana tap brings all the boys to the yard.
[size=+0]我的魔法分流能招来所有的男孩～

[size=+0]I'm the girl that ESRB warned you about…
[size=+0]我就是那个ESRB 警告你要小心的女孩～（ESRB，Entertainment Software Rating Board，美国游戏分级组织)

[size=+0]血精灵男：

[size=+0]Your eyes are like the sunwell… before the explosion that doomed us all of course!
[size=+0]你的眼睛就像太阳井。。。当然是在它把我们大家炸了个稀巴烂之前！

[size=+0]You look almost as good as I do.
[size=+0]你几乎跟我一样美丽

[size=+0]Hey, why don't you come over here and… oh, watch the hair!
[size=+0]宝贝，你要不要过来。。。喂，别弄乱我的发型！

[size=+0]You know what I love about your eyes? When I look deep enough, I can see my own reflection.
[size=+0]你知道我最喜欢你眼睛哪一点么？当我往它们深处望去，我能看到我自己的倒影（陶醉的语气）

[size=+0]I know every rose has its thorn, but if you would just pour some sugar on me we can rock and roll all night and party everyday.
[size=+0]我知道玫瑰是带刺的，但只要你小心采摘，我们可以缠绵到永远～！

[size=+0]德莱尼女：

[size=+0]I want you to #$%@& my #$%@&
[size=+0]我想让你 #$%@& 我的 #$%@&

[size=+0]Oh Darling I love it when you say #$%@&
[size=+0]哦，亲爱的，我最喜欢你说 #$%@&

[size=+0]The nights are so chilly on this planet…
[size=+0]这个星球的夜晚好冷

[size=+0]Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Good. Bring ample supply of butter and goblin jumper cables…
[size=+0]你在想我想的事情么？很好。。。准备足够的奶油和地精起搏器。。。

[size=+0]You have heard of the Exodar, I will show you the ##被过滤##odar…
[size=+0]你已经听说过 Exodar 了，现在让我告诉你什么是'##被过滤##'odar。。。

[size=+0]德莱尼男：

[size=+0]You know, I had a girlfriend but I lost her in the crash, that is the bad news. The good news is: I am available!
[size=+0]知道么，我曾经有个女朋友，在迫降的过程中我失去了她。这是坏消息。好消息是：我现在是独身～！

[size=+0]I will now speak words of love to you in the language of our people: [email=#$%@&#$%][size=+0]#$%@&#$%[/email][size=+0]@&
[size=+0]（严肃的语气）我现在会用我们人民的语言向你诉说我的爱意：[email=#$%@&#$%][size=+0]#$%@&#$%[/email][size=+0]@&

[size=+0]Would you be offended if I said you have a beautiful transgater, the other one, haha that's not bad either.
[size=+0]请原谅我的冒昧，你实在有一座很美丽的“山峰”，当然，另一座也非常不错～

[size=+0]My non-describable facial appendages quiver with anticipation, every time I see you.
[size=+0]每次见到你，我那无法形容的面部触手就因为兴奋而颤抖

[size=+0]You know, what happens in Shadowmoon Valley, stays in Shadowmoon Valley.
[size=+0]知道么，在暗月谷里发生的事，只留在暗月谷里。。。


[size=+0]笑话

[size=+0]血精灵女：

[size=+0]No, no, I won't do that, but my sister will!
[size=+0]不，不，我不会这么做的。。。不过我妹妹会！

[size=+0]Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
[size=+0]你相信一见钟情么？还是我们应该再邂逅一次～？

[size=+0]I went to the Undercity to get a facial, ah, have you seen these people?! I said, you don't have a lower jaw and you’re gonna give me a facial? She got mad; at least I think she did. You ever heard someone talk without a lower jaw? #$%@& haha, she sounded like a murloc!
[size=+0]我去幽暗城做面部美容，天啊，你见过那帮家伙嘛！我说：你自己连下巴都没有，却要给我做面部美容？她生气了，至少我想是这样。你听过没有下巴的人说话么？#$%@&（恶意模仿） 哈哈，她听上去就像个鱼人！

[size=+0]Oh, I hate Thunder Bluff, you can't find a good burger anywhere!
[size=+0]哦，我讨厌雷霆崖，你根本找不到好吃的汉堡！

[size=+0]Mirrors can't talk, luckily for you they can't laugh either!
[size=+0]镜子不会说话。对你来说幸运的是，它们也不会笑～

[size=+0]How can I miss you if you don't go away?
[size=+0]你不离开我怎么能想你呢？

[size=+0]Do you think the expansion will make me fat?
[size=+0]你觉得资料片会让我变胖嘛？（Expansion 同时有“资料片”和“扩张”的意思）

[size=+0]So you mean I'm stuck with this hair color?
[size=+0]你的意思是我这一辈子只能这一种发色了？

[size=+0]血精灵男：

[size=+0]Want to see my good side? Hahaha, that was a trick question, all I have are good sides.
[size=+0]想看我好的一面么？哈哈哈，这是个脑筋急转弯：我的每一面都是好的～

[size=+0]Give me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, courage the things I can and wisdom to…AHHH just give me some freaking magic before I kill somebody!
[size=+0]给我能接受我无法改变的事情的平静，给我能挑战我可以改变的事情的勇气，给我智慧。。。啊啊啊（抓狂），在我杀人前给我点他##被过滤##魔法！（典型的毒瘾发作）

[size=+0]The problem with these Horde characters is that they lack sophistication, *farts
[size=+0]这些部落角色的问题在于他们不够成熟稳重（话音刚落自己放了个屁 ）

[size=+0]I'm trying to cut back on arcane magic, look, I got the patch.
[size=+0]我在戒魔法呢，看，我的贴～

[size=+0]We are allied with the Taurens? Fantastic! We will be having steak twice a week!
[size=+0]我们跟牛头人结盟了？太好了！我们每个星期可以吃两次牛排～

[size=+0]Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
[size=+0]你难道不希望你的女朋友像我这么XG嘛～？

[size=+0]*Sigh, I can really use a scrunchy, yea you heard me!
[size=+0]（叹气）要是有个发圈就好了，对你没听错！

[size=+0]德莱尼女：

[size=+0]Okay, for mating ritual, we will need 4, no 5 sheep, 1 gnome and Staff of Domination. Put Gnome in bag, beat bag with staff and meet me after gnome is tenderized.
[size=+0]OK，要进行交配仪式的话，我们需要四只，不，五只羊；一个侏儒还有统御法杖。把侏儒装进袋子；用法杖打袋子；等侏儒被捣嫩了以后来找我

[size=+0]Stop and ask for directi##被过滤## I told him, but no, it's inter-dimensional he says, what can go wrong?
[size=+0]我告诉他停下来问问方向，但他偏不，还说：不过是宇宙穿梭跳跃飞行而已，不会出错的！


[size=+0]I have a wonderful recipe: bring two gnomes, two eggs. Beat the gnomes, separate the eggs, uhh, was it…bah, details.
[size=+0]我有一个绝妙的配方：准备两个侏儒，两个鸡蛋。揍侏儒，把鸡蛋分开。呃，之后是。。。算了，其他只是细节而已～


[size=+0]Single Draenei female seeks blacksmith with grinding wheel to take care of me and my gorgeous hooves.
[size=+0]单身德莱尼女性，寻找会制作砂轮的铁匠来照顾我和我美丽的蹄子

[size=+0]How exactly do you crash into a planet, that what I want to know!
[size=+0]我就不明白：你怎么能撞上一个星球？

[size=+0]Do gnomes have a vibrate setting? I'm just curious…
[size=+0]侏儒有“震动”功能嘛？我，我只是好奇。。。

[size=+0]德莱尼男：

[size=+0]What do you mean there is an octopus on my face??
[size=+0]你说我脸上有只章鱼是什么意思？

[size=+0]I love this planet! I come here, I see cow and chicken and the little horses, this planet has everything!
[size=+0]我爱这个星球！我来到这儿，我看到小牛小鸡小马，这个星球真是应有尽有！

[size=+0]We have it all figured out: Step 1, we land the Exodar. Step 3, we defeat Legion and go home! There is only one detail missing…
[size=+0]我们都计划好了！第一步，我们乘坐Exodar 着陆；第三步，我们打败燃烧军团然后回家！呃，中间似乎遗漏了某个小细节。。。（OTL）

[size=+0]You know, our tails add to our natural balance and agility…AHHH
[size=+0]你要知道，我们的尾巴能增强我们天生的优越平衡感和敏捷身。。。啊啊啊啊

Dean.W

不玩山口山的我飘过。。

katja1985

山口山。。。。真能想！哈哈~
我太贪玩了基本上没有我不玩的游戏。。。。

Dean.W

汗。。大学时候还玩过。。现在就爱看片子。。

katja1985

要保持一颗年轻的心！哈哈

cherrychim

山口山是什么··？

这个又是什么··？

为什么我有脱轨的感觉··？

Dean.W

wow是魔兽世界（网游）山口山是别称呵呵

katja1985

看看谢大版。。。。比水区帖子还多。。。有点吓人哈哈

cherrychim

lz玩这个吗··？

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Dean.W

估计她玩的

cherrychim

年轻的时候玩的是星际和生化··

现在玩NDSL上面的弱智游戏··

防痴呆的··

Dean.W

最后一句笑死我。。。

cherrychim

zoo keeper```

就是连连看··比连连看好玩点的··

我觉得那可以防止我思维老化！