1.You look like you are 18.
1.你看上去像18岁
2.You like to eat chicken feet.
2.你喜欢吃"凤爪"(鸡脚)
3.You suck on fish heads and fish fins.
3.你吃鱼头和鱼翅
4.You have a Chinese knick-knack hanging on your rear view mirror.
4.你的(汽车)后视镜上挂着一个中国的小饰物
5.You sing karaoke.
5.你唱卡拉OK
6.Your house is covered with tile.
6.你的房子铺满了瓷砖
7.Your kitchen is covered by a sticky film of grease.
7.你的厨房被一层粘粘的油膜覆盖
8.Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.
8.你的炉子被一层铝箔覆盖
9.You leave the plastic covers on your remote control.
9.你在遥控器上套上一个塑料袋
10.You\'ve never kissed your mom or dad.
10.你从不亲吻父母
11.You\'ve never hugged your mom or dad.
11.你从不拥抱父母
12.Your unassisted vision is worse than 20/500.
12.你的裸视力低于20/500
13.You wear contacts,to avoid wearing your \"coke bottle glasses\".
13.你佩戴隐性眼镜,以避免"可乐瓶底"似的框架眼镜
14.You\'ve worn glasses since you were in fifth grade.
14.你从五年级开始就佩戴眼镜
15.Your hair sticks up when you wake up.
15.起床时你的头发会竖起来
16.You\'ll haggle over something that is not negotiable.
16.你会在一些不能妥协的事上争论不休
17.You love to use coup##被过滤##.
17.你喜欢使用商店的特别优惠券
18.You drive around looking for the cheapest petrol.
18.你四处开车寻找最便宜的汽油
19.You drive around for hours looking for the best parking space.
19.为了寻找最佳的停车地点你会连续开车几个小时
20.You take showers at night.
20.你在晚上洗澡(西方人习惯早上洗澡)
21.You avoid the non-free snacks in hotel rooms.
21.你从不吃旅馆的收费快餐
22.You don\'t mind squeezing 20people into one motel room.
22.你不介意在一个旅馆房间里挤20个人
23.Most girls have more body hair than you,if you are male.
23.大多数女孩比你的体毛更多,如果你是男性.
24.You tap the table when someone pours tea for you.
24.如果有人为你倒茶你会轻轻的拍打桌子.
25.You say \"Aiya!\"and \"Wah!\"frequently.
25.你经常说"哎呀"和"哇"
26.You don\'t want to wear your seatbelt because it is uncomfortable.
26.你不喜欢佩戴(汽车)安全带因为它们不舒服.
27.You love Las Vegas,slot machines,and blackjack.
27.你喜欢拉斯维加斯,硬币机和二十一点.
28.You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully,so you can reuse the
paper.
28.你打开圣诞礼物时会非常小心,因为你还要再次使用那些包装纸.
29.You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas,when they are 50%off.
29.你只会在圣诞节后买圣诞卡,因为那时打5折.
30.You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.
30.你的餐桌上有一个塑料桌布.
31.You spit bones and other food scraps on the table.That\'s why you need
the vinyl tablecloth.
31.你把骨头和其他事物残渣吐在桌子上,这就是你为什么需要塑料桌布的原因.
32.You have stuff in the freezer since the beginning of time.
32.你的(冰箱的)冷冻箱里总是塞满了东西.
33.You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
33.你把洗碗机当作碗架使用
34.You have never used your dishwasher.
34.你从不使用你的洗碗机.
35.You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.
35.任何时间你总有一热水瓶的热水可以使用.
36.You eat all meals in the kitchen.
36.你吃厨房里的任何食物.(指上文的鸡脚,鱼头,鱼翅等)
37.You save grocery bags,tin foil,and tin containers.
37.你保存着从杂物店买东西时包装的购物袋,保鲜纸和罐头盒.
38.You have a piano in your living room.
38.你的起居室里有一架钢琴.
39.You pick your teeth at the dinner table (but you cover your mouth).
39.你在晚餐桌上剔牙(但你会遮住嘴)
40.You twirl your pen around your fingers.
40.你喜欢转笔
41.You hate to waste food.
41.你讨厌浪费食物
42.You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one
leftover chicken wing.
42.你的冰箱里总有塑料容器装着剩饭剩菜.
43.You don\'t own any real Tupperware -only a cupboard full of used but
carefully rinsed margarine t |