标题: 国外HEROES论坛搞笑帖子(自己翻译的) [打印本页] 作者: Dean.W 时间: 2008-12-6 15:14 标题: 国外HEROES论坛搞笑帖子(自己翻译的) What Has Heroes Taught Us?
1. It is possible to have superpowers
2. Cheerleaders in short skirts run into burning buildings, since it's public t.v. that skirt doesn't burn off . .
3. Evil watchmakers exist
4. He's not suicidal. . . He believes he can fly
5. Hiro looks much cooler in the future. . .
6. men who "own paper companies" in reality are evil and want to do experiments on you
7.The next taxi driver you meet has a degree in Genetics
8.If you watch enough star trek then you will be able to bend time and space
9.Split personality is not a disorder but a power.
10.Getting high lets you see the future.
11.You can spend all day getting money from a ATM without being noticed
12.If you discover that you can bend time/space, get a sword as fast as you can
13.If you can hear voices no one else can, you are not crazy, you are a mind reader
14.If your watch breaks. . . buy a new one.
15.If you ever have a dream of you flying, don't try it, it is your brother who can fly
16.Fire + Flying = Indestructable cheerleaders